Fanatical about derrière [der-ee-air] ...

As much as we have silicon gels pad to enchance the ever oh-so-loved-by-men, that is the swelling curve of woman's bosom, there's such thing called the derrière enchancer. I came across this item of particular interest as it's just hilarious and yet, cunningly smart. To those of you who were never particularly proud of your derrière, this could be the ultimate solution for your concern. I shall not divulge any further as the following pictures should be self-explanatory, depicting the before & after effects.

Behold your breath, this is the actual appearance of the so called derrière:-

The derrière enchancer is available at KLCC and www.huit.com.

It's bloody 2 am on a Monday morning and I should be asleep. I guess it's pretty much obvious that I can't sleep for which is the exact reason that I am still online and composing nonsense on my blog. I've got this nasty viral cough and its irritation render it hard for me to sleep peacefully. Not to mentioned, I need to drink water all the time as it is the closest means to relieve my throat irritation. Has any one out there got some better suggestions to relieve coughs ? I've already tried Robitussin and it's not working as it so famously claimed. Assuming there are people reading my blog, that is.

Oh! Here's a rather exciting news - been waiting in vain to watch Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End and I finally get to watch it on Wed just gone. It was PREMIER! 'Twas an act of charity really. A friend of a friend got about 10 tickets at the cost of RM30.00 which will go to the WHO. I will say this over and over again - Lurve Jhonny Depp. He's such a versatile character indeed and lurve that oh-so-chiselled-nose of his! Initially, I was sort of worried about not being able to catch it as fear of working late might arise, but I managed to fend off work till the next day, And suffer I did the next day. :-(

Come to think of it, young Will Turner wasn't too bad either, though I wouldn't have said that about him in The Curse of the Black Pearl and Dead Man's Chest. I thought he looked damn sexy in his jet black pirate outfit as Captain Turner of the Flying Dutchman.

I have to say that my favourite scene was when Sparrow sailed on his Black Pearl across the desert causing the dumbfounded look on the whole crew ... better yet when Mr Gibbs said "Slap me thrice and return me to mama!".

Far - neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

O.K, gonna attempt to sleep but with my noisy housemates and his weird friends, I seriouslys doubt it. *sigh*

Right ... so what was it that I wanted to blog about ? Ahh yes, the Labour holiday that invariably passed not too long ago but felt like ages since.

Anyway.

I was back in Penang and it felt really good to see my friends and families. Really needed that break although I am quite pissed with myself for overlooking Mother's Day. In order to redeem myself and to my dearest mom, I've made plans to indulge her in a sinful buffet lunch or dinner at Equitorial Hotel, Pg. Venue subject to change of course, should a better place is suggested.

This time 'round, I was bestowed with the role of being a chaperone. You see, dear Sheryl and her family decided to drive up to Penang for a short holiday. At first, I was a bit of a blurcase, having not lived in Penang for such a long time .... I, myself wouldn't have a proper clue as to all the rightful places to head for good food. Apparently, people only ever visited Penang mainly due to its famous cuisine and its delicious food. All in the end, I am glad she was happy with my recommendation.

For some unfathomable reaon, I am starting to miss Penang. It's a surpise to me as I don't ever recall missing Penang ever, at least not so much in such a profound manner.

Could this mean that I am getting tired of KL ?

Nothing beats seeing a good 'ol friend again ....

I thought it would never arrive, the day Elle was due to be back in KL/PG but when it's here, it's going by so quickly! Elle got into KL on 20.04 and I went to meet her & Melinda at Alexis in the late evening - though I had conjunctivitis and still having it. Boy - was it good to see her! The last I met up with her was in Sept/Oct '05.

She still looks the same as ever - cute & pretty. We catch up and chatted, shopped for a bit and went to fill her in on her cravings. I haven't realised how much I missed talking to her till now. We proceeded to Mont Kiara/Desa Sri Hartamas as there were a few boutiques to check out and also to get a taste of 'Wan-tan-mee' as my dear friend is craving it dearly. But sad to say, those in Pg tasted better. We were both really tired, for me due to my eyes condition and for her due to her travelling hours.

She spent a night at my place and it was nice having her around - someone to talk nonsense with and discuss about clothes, shoes, bags and boys! But we didn't really chatted much till Sat morning. Then we went off on a piggin' session for dim sum at Quality Hotel. Such a bargain RM24.50 - eat all you can! and the best of it all - it's halal. I'm so gonna bring my Malay colleague there.

I'm missing Elle already .... :-(

[pic: Elena and I at the flea market @ The Curve]

Farewells and Adieux

I suppose it's true when they say turnaround in large firm is speedy. I'm losing most of my colleagues in favour of greener pastures. Comparing since Janvier 2007 till now, there has been about 10 or so that has tendered in their resignation and a few of them which I have grown close to and became fond of.

Sometimes life can be cruel but nonetheless, educational. Friends and people come and go and there is not much one can do but to cherish the times shared and stores memoirs altogether.

Hui Yun will be leaving SLB soon and as much as I am sad to see her go, I wish her all the best in her future undertakings. We will miss you dearly!

[pic: Sheryl, I and Hui Yun at Souled Out]

I am absolutely beyond tired but this issue has been on my mind for quite a considerable amount of time.

I get it everytime I'm driving and it flows melancholy outta my mind when I stop driving but lately, it has been bugging me to the point of irritation that I feel such a need to rant about it. I don't know about the rest of you out there, but the road conditions in Malaysia is absolutely abominable and utterly atrocious. My opinion anyway.

There are millions and zillions of potholes and broken edges all over, even on the major roads. How can one enjoy driving or at least to drive in a smooth manner, even if not in an enjoyable manner. KL has such a wide market for employment and almost everyone from all over differential states travel to KL each day for work purposes, amongst other things. All the highways and freeways are interstate linked and yet the roads are in such a bad condition. Needless to say the conditions regarding non-major roads.

Potholes are considered dangerous (especially when one is driving in a speedy manner) when they are vertically sided, and if more than 20mm deep, with a greater than 0.1 sq. m in principal road carriageways and 50mm deep in non-principal road carriageways. I find these conditions frequently when I'm driving, be it local or back to Penang. On top of that, it's also bad for tyres and suspension system. This conditions are even apparent when road works has just been completed. Unbelievable! You will find many broken edges and potholes on the very same road regardless of the fact that road works had previously been carried out. Can't the Councils just get it right !?

Perhaps some of you may think 'Welcome to Asia' or that I'm just a whinging cow but honestly, I think our local Council really ought to maintain a better and sound system on road maintenance as to enhance a facilitative manner to control the efficiency of our local traffic management and more importantly to increase a preventive measures to safeguard th normal occurence of accidents. And exactly what is what is road maintenance anyway. There are a number of activities which are classified as road maintenance, amongst other things to fix potholes, rough patches, broken edges, recoating of bitumen and concrete surfaces so as to render our road conditions reasonably safe to drive.

. . . recently caught Shinobi on DVD - Tartan Asian Film. I loved everything about this film. It has excellent cinematography, lush and beautiful landscape and cast that you can fall in love with. Like all Asian films, it's basically about martial arts, namely Ninjitsu (did I spelt that right ?) Two clans are at war and typically, a courageous man and a beautiful woman fell deeply in love . . . each belonging to the other clan. They are periodically, separated by the war and so much more . . . and the fighting scene has been superbly chereographed. If you haven't seen it already, it might be worth making your time for it . . .

3rd weekend of March

A few girls and I decided to head up to Genting, just to contribute to the gambling world. There were about 5 of us and we got transported by a luxury cab, so called. After a few minutes of relentless negotiation, the taxi driver agreed in a disgrunted manner to charge us RM100 instead of RM140. Oh by the way, is that expensive ? I'm not quite sure what the market rate is. So if anyone has got a clue, by all means, be my guest.

The journey was speedy and efficient. The air was cooling and it felt like satin on skin - very refreshing. Loved every minute of it, although I have to say that the air up there was a wholesome better before but that was a good 10 years ago. After a few rounds of walking in merry-go-round, YL and I decided to head the casino. I have to say, it was good to be back and hearing the jolly sound of the jackpot. Everything is the same as I remembered it, especially my favourite den albeit this included a series of new games. You may think that I was or am an avid gambler, but trust me when I say this - I am NOT but I do enjoy a few games which bears a whole load of risk. Adrenaline pumping.

YL started to play in a series of 'Tai Sai'. After a few good rounds, I got bored and said "I'll be over there". Finger pointing to the corner where a few games of Blackjack and Baccarat was taking its toll. Got some chips and started playing. Over a few rounds of games through the night, I realised a few things just before I fell asleep. It took me a whole lot longer to decide whether to bet on P or B and I have to be absolutely sure to the point of positive that what I bet on would win or at least possess a high chance of winning. And if I wasn't sure or gut instinct was clouded - I would skip a round. This, I did many times and it was such a long game. All in all, I sat at the Baccarat table for a straight few good hours. Perspiration started to well up when my capital was running low. Adrenalin started to flow in a rapid manner, could feel it all over me. Tension bulding up. Uh-oh . . .

"Right, Maddy. Keep it cool. Just try to breakeven" - This, I thought to myself.

Towards the end of the night or shall I say morning, I managed to breakeven. *phew* Was I glad beyond relief. It's a policy to gamble with the amount of capital of which you are willing to lose and walk away should a that loss materialised. However, I was being such an obstinate gusto and was near to adamant on achieving a breakeven. But I have to say, it was dangerous as judging by the way things were - I could have lost a whole lot more than I was willing to bargained for. But still . . .

Think it will be a long, long time till I step into a casino again.

Modern 'Peeping Tom'

To those of you who have been to my home, will know that my kitchen window is not covered with blind or curtain. We initially tried to but had some trouble while drilling a hole. So we just left it as it is.

As of late, whenever I finished taking my shower and upon coming out from the bathroom, I had a funny feeling that I was being watched. True enough, as I discreetly glanced out the kitchen window, I saw a shadow movement hiding from being seen. So I froze and thought of what to do. Then I decided to come out in view and true enough, there was this skinny sicko with a pervert face looking in. The minute he saw me looking at him, he walked away in a speedy manner. And most of the time, I'm clad in my towel and he seems to be there whenever I'm showering/showered! On another occasion, he even rang my door bell relentlessly and can be seen walking up and down the corridor outside my unit.

The bathroom is located just next to the kitchen and upon coming out from the bathroom, one can see through the kitchen window. The view from the kitchen window faces another unit i.e. a door and opposite that door, is the lift. This is where the 'Peeping Tom' hides whenever he's seen by others.

Initially, when I first saw him ... I thought he was spying on my place as to monitor the timings of our comings and goings so that he can find an opportunity to break in. This, I have informed my housemate and I am sure they are aware. So, we have 2 padlocks now. This was back in December. But it seems that this sicko is certainly more inclined to be a 'Peeping Tom', he stands at the very same place and peeps. And the only time I seem to catch him is whenever I am coming out from the bathroom.

Needless to say, I am beyond frustration and a fear of security. And the fact that my housemate travel frequently and is virtually never at home doesn't help much either. And how are we or I gonna catch this dude? Whenever I see him, I'm too afraid to confront him thinking all sorts ... such as what if he's got a knife with him, what if he touches me ?! Ew .. I seriously don't know what I would do.

My housemate and I have come up with this idea. Get a clear picture of his face, print it and post it all over our condo with a size 60 font saying 'BEWARE OF PEEPING TOM'. SKINNY WITH A PERVERT FACE' , a young chinese male, black hair, pale skin .... etc etc. But how am I gonna get a clear picture of his face ? Maybe I'll just make do with a 'fleeting glance' .....

Anybody with a bright idea on what to do ?

Looks like I have yet to go to so many places ….